Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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