There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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