Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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