Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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