So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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