Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
