normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
COCAINE IS GR8
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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