4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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