do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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