There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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