SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I need you to use more vowels.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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