I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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