ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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