One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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