I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize