I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.