At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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