just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize