the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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