what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
The adults are the big ones right?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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