i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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