): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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