What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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