that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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