it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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