Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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