I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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