it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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