I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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