Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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