Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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