i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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