i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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