I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Randomize
