watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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