Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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