Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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