I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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