He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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