So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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