And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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