SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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