Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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