i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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