we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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