i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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