So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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