the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Randomize
