I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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