Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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