THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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