So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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