would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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