You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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