Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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