I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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