do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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