I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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